Meet Our Production Team
The hardest-working crew in the business! Our dedicated team of professional poopers ensures every order is made with care (and plenty of fiber).
🐷 Chops
Head of Small Batch Production
"Don't let the cute snout fool you—this little guy takes his job VERY seriously. Favorite hobby: rolling in mud and making magic happen."
Fun Fact: Can produce up to 11 pounds of premium product daily!
🐄 Penelope, Phyllis and Paprika
Senior Field Operations Managers
"With years of grazing experience, these girls deliver consistent, premium-quality results. They're not just outstanding in their field—they ARE the field."
Fun Fact: Each produce an impressive 65 pounds of organic material per day!
🐴 Sox, Cappy and Trigger
Directors of Large-Scale Operations
"Our heard brings horse-powered productivity to every order. They produce around the clock and leave us with plenty of inventory."
Fun Fact: A true workhorse producing up to 50 pounds daily!
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